International Viewpoints (IVy), Issue 35 - January 1998

By Jim Burtles, England

If High toners create aesthetics

And Low toners cause lots of chaos

Shouldn't we encourage high tone Athletics.

There are lots of events we could run

In our special kind of theta Olympics

Can you imagine the amount of fun?

There could be lots of theta things to do

To stretch our little mental muscles.

By way of example, I'll mention a few.

What about the 100 meter High Hopes?

Perhaps the Hope, Snap and Done!

And skiing up vertical slopes.

The long postulate instead of the jump

Which might last a very long time.

Brag Racing might appeal to some.

I rather fancy the As Is Relay.

It would be very interesting

To see what's left at the end of the day.