International Viewpoints (IVy), Issue 35 - January 1998
By Jim Burtles, England
If High toners create aesthetics
And Low toners cause lots of chaos
Shouldn't we encourage high tone Athletics.
There are lots of events we could run
In our special kind of theta Olympics
Can you imagine the amount of fun?
There could be lots of theta things to do
To stretch our little mental muscles.
By way of example, I'll mention a few.
What about the 100 meter High Hopes?
Perhaps the Hope, Snap and Done!
And skiing up vertical slopes.
The long postulate instead of the jump
Which might last a very long time.
Brag Racing might appeal to some.
I rather fancy the As Is Relay.
It would be very interesting
To see what's left at the end of the day.